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The first thing guys should know about dressing for sex is not to make it obvious. Subtle is sexy. A T-shirt that says, “I want to sleep with you” is not. All clothing items should fit comfortably but not sleazily tight. You may also want to opt for things that are easy to get on and off, keeping belts, buckles and laces to a minimum. Once you have the basics down, it’s time to go into further details with other tips that can make the ladies swoon without realizing you’ve consciously dressed for sex.
Show off your butt – tastefully.
Showing off your butt does not, repeat, does not mean wearing those prison-inspired baggy pants that let the wind whoosh through your butt crack. A slim-fitting pair of jeans can work wonders as a guy’s butt is one of the first things gals notice. Why else do you think your girlfriend honestly doesn’t mind watching football?
Invest in good underwear.
What counts as good underwear is subjective, but there are some ground rules. No holes. No rips. No sayings like “Kiss It, I’m Irish.” Tighty whities look like little boy undies, as do those with superhero logos. Go for a fitted pair of boxer briefs that show off your assets. Men tend to keep their underwear for years, even decades, but do your sex life a favor and get some fresh BVDs before you look to get busy.Be casual, but neat.
Dressing casual is A-OK as a sex prompt, as it shows you are laid back, perhaps a bit wild and ready to have some fun. Casual, however, can easily turn to cruddy and a total turnoff if you interpret the word to mean “sloppy.” A comfy T-shirt is one thing. A comfy T-shirt with stains streaming from the armpits and rips up the front is another. Yuck.
If you can afford cashmere, go for it – as long as it’s not pink. Otherwise opt for cheaper cozy, cushy fabrics for sweaters and heavier duds made out of stuff a woman would want to touch. You may be amazed at how many women can’t keep their hands off a soft, plush jacket. Fleece is a good bet, as is mohair, although that may be pushing the bounds of good taste. Just make sure that whatever you choose, you keep it clean.
Man cleavage is a total turnoff, especially when Eric Roberts got into the phase in a slate of really bad movies. Women do not want to see your nipples. They want to see your man boobs even less. We already warned the butt crack is out. What ladies do want to see is a bit of muscle, such as strong shoulders, an irresistible bicep or delicious-looking forearm. Guys in short shorts look stupid; keep the glimpses to above the waist. Wear clothes that give off a seductive peek without looking like you’re heading.
Smell Great
It doesn't take a millionaire to have a great scent. Many times you can find a very tasteful scent at some of the bargain type stores such as Marshall's or TJ Max. The key here is to find something you like. Nothing overpowering and even better if you have a small variety to keep her guessing. There are a two types of scents eau de toilette is a water base and therefore will wear off a bit quicker than perfume which is oil based. This may start off heavy however last well into the night. An assortment of citrus, sandalwood, vanilla and light musk is a great start. Keeping her sense of smell intrigued will spark her other senses.
Tick Tock
A good watch is the one accessory every man should have. All sorts of bracelets and jewelry says you are either a used car salesman, a mafia prince or worse Jonny Depp. Again more than one time piece should be in your collection that way you have a few choices to go along with your outfit of the night. A watch says that your time is valuable and you have some sense of fashion. Stay away from anything with a rubber wrist band and no calculators unless you really have a need to solve to Pi at any given moment. A good watch is "old school cool."
Now go out there with this newfound knowledge and get lucky!
* Courtesy in part of Mademan.com
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