Rules to an Orgy

If you are ever lucky enough to be on the receiving end of a Golden Ticket to a great big orgy, believe it or not there are actually rules to these sort of events. These are not the naked WWE no holes bared type of shin-digs you might at first expect. So here I am your Sherpa to the erotic to help guide you along with some simple guidelines to follow. You may want to write some of this down...


Rule 1: Act As If
This very well may be your first rodeo however there is no need to act like a complete newbie. Just relax and hang back just a little bit and see what everyone else is doing. At the same time get your. head wrapped around it. Porn in 3D can be a little scary at first but so was the swing set when you where 3 but you got through it!


Rule 2: Find Your Opening
Understandably this is more or less a sexual free for all. However, DO NOT be pushy! Survey the scene and if you catch someone's eye then slide on over and say hello! The rest will be pretty simple seeing as you are all there for the same thing.


Rule 3: Do NOT Get Attached
There is absolutely no room for feeling here, so be sure to check those at the door. An Orgy is all about fulfilling you animalistic urges for sex. Nothing more, nothing less. It is what it is. Think of it as a sexual buffet. Once you're full, leave!



Rule 4: Experiment
If there is anywhere you are going to let your freak flag fly, this is the place, (within reason.) Leave your sexual hang-ups at home. An orgy is for getting your freak on. If you do not want something however you are always able to say "No thank you." However be polite about it. Although don't be shocked by several combinations of  males and females.


Rule 5: Chiiiiiillllll
NEVER try to force your own sexual agenda on someone else no matter how much you enjoy it. Someone else may not be as keen on your ideas. Pushiness gets you tossed out and never allowed back.

Rule 6: Don't be a Cock / Cunt Block
If there is some action already happening and you want to join in on that fun, always ask first if it's cool to jump in. think about it like tag team wrestling. If you don't get tagged into the ring someone might give you a high 5 to the face with a metal chair.


Rule 7: Be Prepared
Think of this as a sexual triathlon. Start preparing a few days ahead of time. Drink plenty of water and pineapple juice. Also save your strength (no bopping the Bishop or tickling the little man in the canoe.) Make sure before you head there you are smelling great and looking good. Do your Man/ Lady-scaping. Guys if you trim the hedges the tree will look bigger and ladies it's just plain considerate. Finally make sure you have condoms, lube, and if allowed a adult beverage.


Rule 8: Know the Party Rules
Every orgy is like a snowflake in. that no two orgies are alike. They all have their own set of rules. Just be sure you take a peek and see what they are. The last thing you want to be is the asshole to shut it all down and kill the night.


Rule 9: No Cameras
This is not the place to be taking pictures. Imagine everyone in the orgy is a part of the witness protection program and whatever happens at the orgy stays at the orgy! You will just have to rely on your mental imagery to recount the evening to friends and family.


Rule 10: Have Fun!
If you can't seem to have fun and to uptight to have fun at an orgy party you are the same sort of person that could fuck up a perfectly great orgasm. Buy another cat and stay at home! This is sex. Sex is meant to be enjoyed!

 

Enjoy!